The United States is guaranteed a 100% victory in the War on Terror. No, it is not high tech weapons, nor CIA tactics.
It is very low tech, but very effective; SKUNKS!
Yes, thousands of skunks released into the Middle East will turn the war around in US favor. Imagine the stench in Bagdad and Tehran when the locals start messing with these critters? The stench will be like nothing they have ever smelled. They will gag and think of the war sadam unleashed on them with chemical weapons.
In fact, it will end all hostilities and ill feelings against the US.
They will beg for mercy, says Mr. Obama, our next president.
The solution is so simple, yet so effective. You ask why didn't George Bush think of it? Dahhh!
