Gradish president, Tom Psillas, was very angry today upon finding out Russia bombed Georgia air bases.  Luckily, no Graddish citizens were injured or killed.

In fact, President Psillas is considering launching an all out conflict against Russia.

This would begin by launching a massive pillow fight on LinkToMeet.com in all major cities across the world.

This would then be followed by an all-out boycott of Russian products, including vodka and caviar.

Next, we will call all Russians commies, like back in the 60's.

Then begin the all-out massive air strikes, using paper missles fired from straws. This will begin at all Groton Sub locations in Moscow and other major cities in Russia.

If that does not stop the Russians, then a methane gas attack is in order. Yes. We all eat beans and gassy food and fart in the faces of all Russians we meet. Usually, just one of my farts does the trick.

P.U.

Gradola is a new virtual nation formed by Tom Psillas on Mars in Hellas Planitia. The official language is Graddish. Please visit the Graddish groups on LinkToMeet.com at:

http://www.linktomeet.com/groups.aspx/graddishlanguageandculture

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http://www.BestRoomsForLess.com

If you book your trip on our site and make it back alive, we will give you a FREE $50 gift certificate. Use it to buy your Graddish Language eBook, due out soon!

lol.