I strongly recommend you DO NOT piss off your hair stylist, guys.

If you do, your haircut may look something like this the photo below:

Good Luck finding a job on http://BetterJobTomorrow.com

Christina pulled it off and won on Hells Kitchen.

Yippee yeah! I was not surprised as Petrozza should not have made it that far.

Ramsey can now take a break from hitting his head against the wall.

One of the contestants is auctioning off some goodies on HerculesMall.com this week.

Last week, LinkToMeet.com reported that a fake dating profile of Megan Fox was posted on site, with a very revealing tattoo near her private parts.

Word spread quickly, because over 3,500 new members signed up within 48 hours, stunning management.

LinkToMeet.com, quickly removed the profile, due to the inappropriate content. Within 2 hours, our founders blood pressure returned to normal. 

Thanks Michelle.

The audience at LinkToMeet.com has waited anxiously to see your boobs and awaits your new album.

Best of luck to you. We all love you!

One of our members asked if they can buy a pair of your panties, with your autograph on it.

Please register on HerculesMall.com as a vendor and sell all you want.

We, at HerculesMall.com, will love commissions and your boobs.

Michelle is pictured here with a doctored up image of presidential candidate Tom Psillas.

Recently, in my search for dating profiles to add to our site, I came across a guy selling stdfriends.com.

So, I checked out the website and voila.  I saw an old friend of mine on that site. Apparently, he has Genital Herpes, or some other STD.

I recongnized his photo and handle, but had no idea he had an STD.

The promoter selling the site makes most of his revenue from affiliate programs for Zovirax and Valtrex. It appears that on a $145 purchase of the meds, you make a whopping $87 commission. He spends an average of $7 per lead on Google AdSense. Yikes!

What moron  would sue a  Nightclub for Ladies Night Discrimination?

This guy Roy did.

So, I am asking all ladies in NY, to avoid this guy. If he asks you to dance, turn him down. After all, he wants you to pay more.

He is hurting all single guys from meeting nice ladies, who just cannot afford to pay the rising drink prices.

Guys complain of not enough women in bars. I could see if a woman sued, because she would have too much competition from other women.

Get a Life Ron!

Anyone want one. Here you go. A nice big fat girlfriend for you.

Take your pick. They were a little too fat for our dating section, so we put them here for clearance.

You may also spot them working in a Walmart near you.

A giant stainless steel heart weighing over 3,500 pounds breaks two auction records.
No. It was not sold on eBay, nor HerculesMall.com, though I wish the latter.
My boss would have loved the commission. Who cares about the heart anyway?
Maybe, the same buyer may be interested in a bunch of useless timshares we have for sale on HerculesMall.com.
Chocolate heart anyone?