Yes, on November 4, 2008, Barack Obama won the election.

I was stunned! I expected Bush to pull off a fast one again. I thought either an election scam, or another 911-like attack.

We are conditioned to believe that.

I feel free again. I also just started investing in the stock market again, after an 7 year break. Maybe that is because Bush broke me and I just got enough pennies saved up again, from not eating in expensive restaurants.

I hope and expect that Mr. Obama will be a great president. He will, if he can get us out of this mess that Mr. Bush created.

I hope the Southern states, shall we call DumbFuckistan, wake up again!

Marriott Hotels Opens First Hotel on the Moon!

Yes, the evidence was found by a LinkToMeet.com reporter on the Internet.

Tamion Spaceship 7 and Marriott's Secret Moon Resort

For decades, crackpot conspiracy buffs have been claiming that the whole Apollo Moon Program was nothing but a scam and a hoax.  Actor Mitch Peleggi (X-Files) even did an hour-long television special on the subject, with abundantly faulty science and shaky supposition.

But it turns out the conspiracy nuts were partly right.

As readers will know from sites like LunarLandOwner.com, they quote: "Many corporations such as Marriott have purchased thousands of acres on the Moon for investment purposes... and future development."

But in a startling follow-up to our Lunar Mining Investigation, another NASA-suppressed Apollo image (this one from Tamion Spaceship 7) reveals that Marriott not only owns land on the moon -- they've also had a resort hotel there since 2007.

Later the model for the Marriott Los Angeles, inside sources say that the Lunar Marriott was built in collusion with secret government agencies and an investment group comprised of far-right-wing Republicans and Extraterrestrial loan sharks.

Apparently, astronauts Cernan, Schmitt, and Evans found out about some highly illegal use of misappropriated funds from the National Parks Service budget to pay for the landscaping of the private Marriott-Republican-Extraterrestrial venture.

To buy their silence, the three US astronauts were then treated to a deluxe stay at the plush Marriott resort (with some of their shenanigans there ultimately leading to at least one divorce).

There was no official comment from NASA on the matter, but an anonymous ex-NASA flight controller stated that "the boys had a great time, alright -- great grub, free drinks, and hey, best call girls anywhere in the solar system."

Well, why not book your room on BestRoomsForLess.com. How to get there? How about grabbing a slot on PrivateJetSpace.com. I am sure they will be adding space craft to their fleet soon.

All this hype about global warming. It seems everyone has an explanation for it, but until now there was no conclusive evidence.

Well, our CEO, Tom Psillas, has come up with a very compelling answer.

He explains that what is happening is the Earth's mantle is slowly separating from the earth's crust. This is causing the crust to shift around the globe in different directions than the Earth is spinning on its poles, causing the extreme heat in summer and extreme cold in winter.

So, areas like New York, experienced this phenomenon this year. This situation is expected to get worse in coming years. The reason is simple. We are replacing the fossil fuels with water, as we draw upon the oil reserves below. Oil is less likely to mix in with adjacent soils, unlike water.  Water softens the crust adjacent to the mantle, causing the separation of crust from mantle; hence the shift.

It is conceivable to have summer weather in New York in mid January, followed by sub zero temperatures 2 weeks later. This will become more common over the next several years, as this processs accelerates.

The implications are massive, as this issue will disrupt plantlife on a global scale. We will just have to wait and see what happens.

OK. Tom was only joking, but maybe some of you believe it is true. Tell us what you think.