Senator Thompson finished his brilliant speech at the convention on Tuesday, only later to address a bunch of friends with these comments.

He says, "McCain is such as ass, but we got to vote for him, or the faggots will rule America".

He continues, "Most people think McCain is an asshole. Bush is a bigger one, ha haa haaahh. But, we gotta vote for McCain. Then we can kick some American Butt".

I say, Senator Thompson is a brilliant asshole. Of course, coming from Tennessee, what would you expect? He probablt just lifted his head out of Dolly Parton's boobs.

 Go Fred! I'll vote for you all right; ASSHOLE of the YEAR!

Hmm! The McCain side is dealing with Teen Pregnancy; great family values.

Good Job Mr. Bush! You already bankrupted us, kicked us out of our houses, lowered our standard of living, killed our children, plus many more in Iraq.

I guess, you now want to kill ALL of us. So, your great speech at the the convention says McCain is ready to Lead; you mean lead us to the slaughter house.

Great Choice of Words, Mr. Bush (Hitler)!

The United States is guaranteed a 100% victory in the War on Terror. No, it is not high tech weapons, nor CIA tactics.

It is very low tech, but very effective; SKUNKS!

Yes, thousands of skunks released into the Middle East will turn the war around in US favor.  Imagine the stench in Bagdad and Tehran when the locals start messing with these critters? The stench will be like nothing they have ever smelled. They will gag and think of the war sadam unleashed on them with chemical weapons.

In fact, it will end all hostilities and ill feelings against the US.

They will beg for mercy, says Mr. Obama, our next president.

The solution is so simple, yet so effective. You ask why didn't George Bush think of it? Dahhh!

I strongly recommend you DO NOT piss off your hair stylist, guys.

If you do, your haircut may look something like this the photo below:

Good Luck finding a job on http://BetterJobTomorrow.com

PHOENIX – Days of heavy rains around the Grand Canyon caused an earthen dam to fail Sunday and created flooding that forced helicopters to pluck hundreds of residents and campers from the gorge. No injuries were immediately reported.

The failure of the Redlands Dam caused some flooding in Supai, a village on a canyon floor where about 400 members of the Havasupai tribe live, said Grand Canyon National Park spokeswoman Maureen Oltrogge. The current floods and potential for more required the evacuations, she said.

Oh, Yes? He Said. She said. Get what? It must have been those rodents again! Yes. Rodents love to burough into dams. Damn those rodents!

Why not spend a little cash and buy some rodent poison on www.HerculesMall.com? A little dab will do ya!

So much for the singles dance group having a dance on the dam.

Visit http://www.linktomeet.com/groupdetail.aspx/167182 to find out where the singles dances are in the Phoenix Arizona area.

BEIJING – Chinese customs officials confiscated more than 300 Bibles on Sunday from four American Christians who arrived in a southwestern city with plans to distribute them, the group's leader said. It appears that China is selling them on www.HerculesMall.com.

 This looks like a strategy by China to help defray the high costs of the Beijing Olympics. Add to that the profits from the Big Fat Greek Chicken laying eggs on top og the Olympics stadium and China is off to a great start!

I don't know why the Greeks in Athens did not confiscate luggage and sell it on eBay to defray security costs.

Those of you that remember the Big Chicken in Marietta, Georgia, outside of Atlanta, can now rest assured that we have located your bird.

China, in its infinite wisdom, created a stadium, in the shape of a nest. Naturally, the disoriented and oversized chicken, needed a place to lay its eggs.

So, long behold, the big chicken found a new home; on top of the "Nest" in Beijing.

So, those of you heading to China for the Olympics, now can add feather allergies to the already nasty smog. So, go ahead any buy your allergy remedies on HerculesMall.com.

I just hope the bird does not crap on the Greek flag.  You can call the chicken, "My Big Fat Greek Chicken".

Gradish president, Tom Psillas, was very angry today upon finding out Russia bombed Georgia air bases.  Luckily, no Graddish citizens were injured or killed.

In fact, President Psillas is considering launching an all out conflict against Russia.

This would begin by launching a massive pillow fight on LinkToMeet.com in all major cities across the world.

This would then be followed by an all-out boycott of Russian products, including vodka and caviar.

Next, we will call all Russians commies, like back in the 60's.

Then begin the all-out massive air strikes, using paper missles fired from straws. This will begin at all Groton Sub locations in Moscow and other major cities in Russia.

If that does not stop the Russians, then a methane gas attack is in order. Yes. We all eat beans and gassy food and fart in the faces of all Russians we meet. Usually, just one of my farts does the trick.

P.U.

Gradola is a new virtual nation formed by Tom Psillas on Mars in Hellas Planitia. The official language is Graddish. Please visit the Graddish groups on LinkToMeet.com at:

http://www.linktomeet.com/groups.aspx/graddishlanguageandculture

To see the action for yourself, you can also book your flight and hotel room in Georgia by going here:

http://www.BestRoomsForLess.com

If you book your trip on our site and make it back alive, we will give you a FREE $50 gift certificate. Use it to buy your Graddish Language eBook, due out soon!

lol.

Marriott Hotels Opens First Hotel on the Moon!

Yes, the evidence was found by a LinkToMeet.com reporter on the Internet.

Tamion Spaceship 7 and Marriott's Secret Moon Resort

For decades, crackpot conspiracy buffs have been claiming that the whole Apollo Moon Program was nothing but a scam and a hoax.  Actor Mitch Peleggi (X-Files) even did an hour-long television special on the subject, with abundantly faulty science and shaky supposition.

But it turns out the conspiracy nuts were partly right.

As readers will know from sites like LunarLandOwner.com, they quote: "Many corporations such as Marriott have purchased thousands of acres on the Moon for investment purposes... and future development."

But in a startling follow-up to our Lunar Mining Investigation, another NASA-suppressed Apollo image (this one from Tamion Spaceship 7) reveals that Marriott not only owns land on the moon -- they've also had a resort hotel there since 2007.

Later the model for the Marriott Los Angeles, inside sources say that the Lunar Marriott was built in collusion with secret government agencies and an investment group comprised of far-right-wing Republicans and Extraterrestrial loan sharks.

Apparently, astronauts Cernan, Schmitt, and Evans found out about some highly illegal use of misappropriated funds from the National Parks Service budget to pay for the landscaping of the private Marriott-Republican-Extraterrestrial venture.

To buy their silence, the three US astronauts were then treated to a deluxe stay at the plush Marriott resort (with some of their shenanigans there ultimately leading to at least one divorce).

There was no official comment from NASA on the matter, but an anonymous ex-NASA flight controller stated that "the boys had a great time, alright -- great grub, free drinks, and hey, best call girls anywhere in the solar system."

Well, why not book your room on BestRoomsForLess.com. How to get there? How about grabbing a slot on PrivateJetSpace.com. I am sure they will be adding space craft to their fleet soon.

Today, 7/13/2008, on CNN Money, I read an article called:

The $5 trillion mess

Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were created by Congress to help more Americans buy homes. Now their shaky condition threatens the entire housing market.

Scary, is what I say.

This means that from 2008 until about 2012, getting a mortgage for a home you wish to purchase will be at best difficult and expensive, as the article clearly points out.

Worst case, the entire US Banking system will collapse and we will have 20% or higher unemployment and food lines everywhere. The Great Depresssion of 2008.

Of course, there is a viabl solution for the smart American or non-American, as well.

Use Check101.com's barter program and guaranteed lifetime employment guarantee program launching in October 2008. I hope it launches in time.

The way it works is you join Check101.com as a Gold member for arounf $30 per month. You immediatley get a $50K credit line that you can use to purchase goods and services from other members.

To qualify for the lifetime guarantee program, you must attend Tom Psillas's Millionaire Boot Camp program that costs $9500.00 cash one-time payment, or $2,500 down in cash, plus around $100 per month cash. If you miss a payment, the lifetime employment guarantee is void. You must also refer 50 contacts each month to the program, which can be anyone you know.

The lifetime program is expensive, but is worth it, if you are concerned about the future. According to Tamion CEO, Tom Psillas, 90% of the jobs would be at Tamion, hence the guarantee and boot camp training requirement.

The boot camp program is also somewhat difficult to be approved for. Tamion does not want deadbeats in its programs. Tom says, "We need people with a can do attitude that can be the best in anything they do".

Check101.com, a Tamion division, plans to offer barter mortgages, administer lease-purchase programs, people leasing, and of course, normal batering, at a very reduced cost to spur activity. Merchants will be required to accept barter for 20% of their credit card volume at minimum, even if no customer opted for only barter. This will make the credit lines available to bater buying members.  However, to qualify, buyers may have to quit claim their homes or assign other assets as collateral. Stay tuned for more information, as it becomes available.

Also, in conjuction with above, Tamion is soon launching SeedBucks.com, a peer-to-peer loan site, similar to Prosper.com, but mainly for business loans.  Tamion SeedBucks.com loans will require a fee up front before applying for loans greater than $1,000.

So, if you want to find out about the Lifetime Employment guarantee programs, register at http://www.linktomeet.com so you will be notified when the program is launched. Also register for all other programs, as well. Once the other sites launch, you will be invited to participate. Your login user id is used on all Tamion sites.